A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs.   She gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb, and asked them to come up with the rest. Here is what the kids came up with:

Better to be safe than…….. ……… punch a 5th grader Strike while the……… ……… …….bug is close.
It’s always darkest before…… ……..daylight savings time Never underestimate the power of………. ..termites.
You can lead a horse to water but ………..how?
Don’t bite the hand that…….. ……… ……looks dirty.
No news is………. ……… ……impossible .
A miss is as good as a……….. ……… ….Mr.
You can’t teach an old dog……… ……… …math.
If you lie down with dogs, you……..will stink in the morning.
Love all, trust……. ……… ……..me.
The pen is mightier than…….. ……… …..the pigs.
An idle mind is………. ……… …the best way to relax.
Where there is smoke, there’s….. ……… pollution.
Happy is the bride who……… ……… gets all the presents.
A penny saved is………. ……… ……not much.
Two is company, three’s….. ……… …….The Musketeers.
None are so blind as………. ……… ..Helen Keller.
Children should be seen and not……… .spanked or grounded.
If at first you don’t succeed….. ……… …get new batteries.
You get out of something what you…….see pictured on the box.
When the blind lead the blind……. ……… get out of the way.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and…….you have to
blow your nose.

One of my buddies in college sent me an email asking me for a vote, I was curious then I ended up clicking the link he provided me.  Well, it’s really funny to see the name of someone very close to your heart in an internet presidential campaign.
 

I have tried to follow this controversial Internet Presidential Campaign and gotcha! It made me an internet presidential campaign video  in BOLD BIG  letters. The video says something like this:

With so much at stake, there is one candidate Ms Rheico. Rheico has surprised both Democrats and Republicans with a grass roots effort. This candidate has made many wonder: Who is Ms Rheico?

Define self control…
Self control is the ability to stay cool (kewl)
when somebody is making you Hot.